The Dish on Hygiene: Why You Should Embrace the Bidet Culture

Why Hygiene Matters

When it comes to personal hygiene, many of us have been conditioned to think that toilet paper suffices. However, as Mona Eltahawy illustrates in her compelling piece, the benefits of using bidets, shattafs, or bum guns far outweigh those of traditional methods.

The Cultural Shift

At the forefront of this conversation is New York City's youngest mayor, Zohran Mamdani, who, along with his wife, is making waves by planning to install bidets in Gracie Mansion. It's a bold step that challenges longstanding taboos around bathroom etiquette.

“If you won't listen to me, then listen to Zohran Mamdani – and get your straddle on!”

Breaking Down Barriers

In the Middle East, using water for cleaning is not merely common; it's a way of life. Eltahawy, sharing her own experiences, underscores how cultures like hers, rife with practicality, embrace the shattaf and bidet. Living in a Western context, she notes the shock upon discovering that many bathrooms in the U.S. lack such essential hygiene tools.

The Bidet: A Practical Solution

Many may ask, “What's the big deal?” Yet, as Eltahawy passionately articulates, thinking of cleanliness in terms of water usage isn't just practical; it's ethical. Every time we flush a toilet, we are also flushing our health and hygiene standards down the drain.

Why Now is the Time

The pandemic has made us hyper-aware of hygiene and cleanliness, leading—surprisingly—to increased bidet sales. But even with this change, the U.S. remains resistant to fully embracing this cultural shift.

• Efficiency: Bidets reduce the need for excessive toilet paper, which is both environmentally and economically beneficial.
• Health Advantages: Using water can help people with sensitive skin conditions avoid irritation.
• Cultural Acceptance: As more public figures advocate for their use, we will slowly normalize their presence.

The Pushback

It's unlikely that pushback against adopting bidets will cease soon. Critics may label them elitist or associate their use with unusual customs.

However, I encourage you to think critically about the perspectives you hold. Shouldn't the primary focus be on hygiene and health rather than cultural stereotypes? The idea of 'clean' should not come with conditions.

Conclusion: Let's Make Cleanliness Cool

It's more than just a bathroom fixture; it's a movement towards a healthier lifestyle. Let's embrace this innovation and urge others to reconsider their bathroom traditions. You may even find yourself thinking about the importance of health while doing so. So follow Zohran's lead: install that bidet, shattaf, or bum gun and join the revolution of cleanliness.

Let's wash away outdated norms!